1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Senior sister, go in. . 2 00:00:18,430 --> 00:00:20,510 You, you, you are a human or a ghost! 3 00:00:21,170 --> 00:00:24,930 Even the dog slave and the fourth sister of Qinghua Pavilion, Lin Qian'er, don't know. . 4 00:00:26,190 --> 00:00:28,450 Lin, Senior Sister Lin, why am I in your room? 5 00:00:28,830 --> 00:00:29,830 I'm a handyman! 6 00:00:32,230 --> 00:00:34,610 Acupuncture, listen to me first. . 7 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:50,090 OK, my name is Xiao Chen, I am twenty-three years old, professional, senior and stay at home. My hobby is playing video games. Still playing video games, this is the move, the dragon claw hand, I am invincible in the world! 8 00:00:52,390 --> 00:00:53,650 Then I traveled through time. . 9 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:02,580 What kind of job is this? 10 00:01:03,780 --> 00:01:07,860 Hundreds of female disciples in Baihua Palace, the daily laundry work is yours. 11 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,520 Baihua Palace, the first all-female sect in the martial arts world. 12 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:15,820 There are hundreds of female disciples in the sect, all of whom possess martial arts skills and are known for their feminine inner strength. 13 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:23,180 The princess is said to be a peerless master, but she never shows up. The entire palace is jointly managed by four beautiful disciples. Become a hundred flowers and four beauties. . 14 00:01:24,580 --> 00:01:28,840 It sounds wonderful, but unfortunately my task is to wash their underwear. . 15 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:35,120 For three months, my daily life consists of washing clothes, carrying water, chopping firewood and sweeping the floor. . 16 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:40,240 My body is already weak and I have been suffering from chronic leakage. To be honest, I can hardly hold on anymore. 17 00:01:40,780 --> 00:01:47,620 Just like that, I fell ill and woke up to where I am now. 18 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,960 Ice poison is a poison that has been difficult to cure for centuries. 19 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:55,440 Cold energy accumulates continuously in the body, and when the poison occurs, life is worse than death. . 20 00:01:56,260 --> 00:01:59,720 Only with the help of a man's pure yang energy can he be suppressed. . 21 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:04,780 So, you came to me to ask for... dual cultivation to detoxify. 22 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:14,300 Wait, wait, wait, I'm just a handyman, I have no inner strength and no real energy. Maybe you can transfer the poison to me. I died immediately. Great tonic elixir, taking it can greatly increase your internal strength, allowing you to survive double cultivation. 23 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,380 But what if you still die... You have no choice. . 24 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:35,440 It was so hot, my whole body felt like it was on fire. . 25 00:02:37,460 --> 00:02:39,560 Senior sister, wait a minute, I'm not mentally prepared yet. . 26 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:43,660 Shut up. . 27 00:03:00,370 --> 00:03:03,590 Okay, it’s so tight, senior sister, go in. . 28 00:03:17,150 --> 00:03:19,930 Sister Ling, what does this feel like? 29 00:03:20,190 --> 00:03:24,390 It's so hot and so comfortable, I'm going to go crazy. 30 00:03:24,550 --> 00:03:27,870 Concentrate, bring your true energy, and cooperate with me. 31 00:03:28,350 --> 00:03:33,010 Senior Sister Ling, I...I'm going to cum. Come in, cum all in. . 32 00:03:38,430 --> 00:03:40,270 Is this... really possible? 33 00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:54,840 The transfer of cold ice poison has been completed. Given its physique and the accumulation of cold poison in its body, it will not be able to survive tomorrow morning. . 34 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:11,520 This is... ah, sleep so soundly. . 35 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:19,520 Congratulations to the host for relieving senior sister Ling Qian'er from cold ice poison and obtaining the unrivaled martial arts Queen's Heart Sutra. What the hell? 36 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:20,600 Am I playing a game? 37 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:22,620 How come you...are not dead? 38 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,180 I don’t know, it feels pretty good. 39 00:04:27,380 --> 00:04:31,960 After the cold poison is transferred, it should be life-threatening. Your physique can actually absorb and transform the cold poison. 40 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:37,760 Senior sister, I don’t understand what you are talking about, but I suddenly want to practice Qigong. Wait, can I learn martial arts after going to bed? 41 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,120 Isn’t this my favorite training system in electric games? 42 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,840 Senior sister, since your poison has not been completely suppressed, do you want to do it again? 43 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:50,220 The yang energy in your body is much stronger than I expected. Double cultivation is indeed beneficial to me, so come again. . 44 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:58,040 Senior Sister Lin, it’s me this time. . 45 00:05:03,850 --> 00:05:05,450 Open your mouth and take it in. . 46 00:05:35,130 --> 00:05:38,630 Senior sister, I won’t end it so quickly this time. . 47 00:05:40,810 --> 00:05:43,250 Why are you so positive? 48 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,820 Senior Sister Lin, I’m going to cum. . 49 00:06:34,470 --> 00:06:37,610 Your physique is rare in the world. 50 00:06:37,990 --> 00:06:41,750 Congratulations to the host for practicing dual cultivation again and learning the Nine Yin Manual of peerless martial arts. . 51 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:44,870 This system is so cool! 52 00:06:46,050 --> 00:06:50,690 Senior sister, it is my honor to serve you. How many times can it last? 53 00:06:51,290 --> 00:06:54,590 Who is this handyman? 54 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:00,620 Get out. . 55 00:07:21,390 --> 00:07:25,450 He's not dead yet. not yet. Last night...how many times? 56 00:07:25,810 --> 00:07:26,490 five times. 57 00:07:26,770 --> 00:07:27,770 Five times? 58 00:07:27,810 --> 00:07:32,490 It was you, senior sister, who didn't let me stop. After the double cultivation, his whole body was filled with cold energy, but my skill was only obvious. 59 00:07:32,890 --> 00:07:37,970 He probably won't survive today. Let's throw him back to the service room first and find someone to bury him tomorrow morning. You said it so easily, senior sister. . 60 00:07:39,930 --> 00:07:40,930 Someone come. . 61 00:07:54,010 --> 00:08:01,690 Before I die, let me review my life. I traveled through the underwear washing warehouse, was squeezed dry by beautiful women, and then was decided to be buried tomorrow. . 62 00:08:04,310 --> 00:08:05,670 Not bad actually. . 63 00:08:15,050 --> 00:08:18,970 I'm not dead, and I feel more energetic than yesterday. . 64 00:08:21,530 --> 00:08:22,530 Little big brother. . 65 00:08:23,990 --> 00:08:28,090 I heard you are going to...I, I don't want to stay here alone. . 66 00:08:28,990 --> 00:08:31,010 If you want to leave, I will go with you. 67 00:08:31,370 --> 00:08:33,650 Lin Mo, the girl who was sold to Baihua Palace in the same year as me. . 68 00:08:34,270 --> 00:08:37,810 We worked as a handyman together, she cooked and I did the laundry, and we lived together for three months. 69 00:08:38,090 --> 00:08:40,550 In this world, she is probably the only one who truly treats me as a human being. 70 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:41,410 Lin Mo! 71 00:08:41,790 --> 00:08:42,230 Lin Mo! 72 00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:43,710 I'm not dead, look! 73 00:08:45,790 --> 00:08:47,530 You...you're not dead? 74 00:08:47,531 --> 00:08:50,230 Good. . 75 00:08:56,020 --> 00:08:57,040 You're not dead, that's it. 76 00:09:11,940 --> 00:09:14,140 She... Why aren't you dead yet? 77 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:17,900 Good morning, senior sister. . 78 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:31,400 It's easy to die. . 79 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:47,610 You...your kung fu...you have practiced a few moves recently, senior sister, don't laugh at me. . 80 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:53,380 Enough. . 81 00:09:58,420 --> 00:09:59,660 Do you want to keep this person? 82 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:04,340 Baihua Palace Jade Tablet, Chizi Tablet. 83 00:10:04,740 --> 00:10:10,100 You are a disciple outside the Baihua Palace. You can walk freely in the palace and no one can hurt you. 84 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:17,840 A hundred flowers and four beauties, Lin Qian'er, the fourth senior sister who is as calm as water, dual cultivation of detoxification, the benefactor, Shen Qianrou, Third Senior Sister, whose eyes are sharper than a knife, just wanted to kill me. 85 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,980 In short, I now live in a sect full of beautiful women. . 86 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,520 Senior sister, thank you for your love, but I still have one condition. . 87 00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:27,300 explain. . 88 00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:29,480 Let Li Mo be my personal maid. 89 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:33,440 I...I'm not qualified. Let's go, senior sisters. Farewell. . 90 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:40,480 Why do you want to keep her? 91 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:41,920 She is just a handyman. 92 00:10:42,180 --> 00:10:45,380 She is gifted with the ability to absorb cold ice poison and convert it into internal energy. 93 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,640 Baihua Palace and Xuemei Sect have a century-old grudge. 94 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:50,860 The Xuemei Cult is good at using cold poison, so keeping her will be useful. . 95 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:55,720 Reported to Senior Sister Lin that Senior Sister Shen, Senior Sister Ouyang and Senior Sister Cheng suddenly vomited blood in the training ground. 96 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:58,440 It was found out that they were plotted by Xuemei Cult, and both of them were poisoned by cold ice. . 97 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,360 Walk. . 98 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,760 Thanks. Eat quickly, it will cool down in a while. . 99 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,580 Brother Xiao, please don't, I will do it myself. It's okay, eat. . 100 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:51,720 What's wrong with you? 101 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,760 It's okay, it's just that I got a bit cold from the rain a few days ago, so that's okay. 102 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Wind chill? 103 00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:57,180 A type of cold syndrome? 104 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:01,360 My ability is to absorb cold poison and transform it. So, is it okay for ordinary wind and cold? 105 00:12:01,361 --> 00:12:08,520 There is only one way to try it. Lin Mo, I have a way to help you cure the cold, but you have to trust me. What...what method? 106 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:10,760 Dual cultivation therapy should be able to cure it. . 107 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,540 Do you believe me? 108 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:19,500 Xiao...Brother Xiao believes... That's fine, come with me. . 109 00:12:28,930 --> 00:12:31,870 Sister Li, Brother Xiao will treat you well. . 110 00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:10,430 Brother Xiao, this is my first time... 111 00:13:28,650 --> 00:13:31,100 This way... I can see you clearly. . 112 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:57,120 Sister Lin, you are so good today. . 113 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:15,820 …. 114 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:34,860 Sorry, I cummed on your face. . 115 00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:44,491 Brother Xiao, I like my sister very much. Congratulations. 116 00:14:52,180 --> 00:15:05,750 The host relieves sister Lin Mo from the cold. Acquire peerless Qinggong, Ning... Senior sister! 117 00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:10,010 Cold ice poison is the Xuemei Sect! 118 00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:17,510 Yesterday, disciples of the Xuemei Sect infiltrated. Junior Sister Cheng and I were plotted while chasing. . 119 00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:21,650 The internal strength of the two of us increased and was temporarily suppressed. 120 00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:25,330 But... I can't last long. I'm going to find Xiao Chen. . 121 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:31,010 Xiao Chen...that handyman, what can he do? 122 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:34,010 Just...a person who doesn't even know Kung Fu. . 123 00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:37,510 Feel it. . 124 00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:47,180 Your breasts have gotten bigger. That's not the point, feel my inner strength. . 125 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,860 You...the ice poison in your body has completely disappeared! 126 00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:59,000 That's what Xiao Chen did. . 127 00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:11,070 Follow me to the lobby right away! 128 00:16:11,330 --> 00:16:14,350 Senior Sister Ouyang and Junior Sister Cheng are poisoned by cold ice and need you to cure them! 129 00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:16,650 Don't go. . 130 00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:19,930 What did you say? 131 00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:28,400 I said, not going. . 132 00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:45,640 Senior sister, fighting hurts feelings. . 133 00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:49,860 What do you want? 134 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,720 Senior Sister, I want Baihua Palace's elixir, Qinglong Xiaohuan Dan. 135 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:59,560 It is the most precious elixir in the palace. Taking it can increase your internal strength for two years. How about one pill for me to go to the lobby to detoxify? 136 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:04,940 Take it. . 137 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,441 Thank you, senior sister. Come in. . 138 00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:25,190 Cheng Xiaonian, the third of the four beauties of a hundred flowers, is lively and lovely. 139 00:17:25,490 --> 00:17:27,270 Completely different from that violent senior sister Shen Qianrong. 140 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:31,270 Oh my God, Baihua Palace came to your door automatically tonight! 141 00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:34,710 Senior Sister Cheng, what's the matter? 142 00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:37,830 I...my poison is deeper than Senior Sister Qin. . 143 00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:43,850 I know it's rude to say this, but... can you please help me detoxify? 144 00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:51,450 For the Palace of Flowers. I would give my life. Don't worry, senior sister, I'm obligated to do so. . 145 00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:54,210 Invite senior sister to go to bed. . 146 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:06,740 It's so itchy... Sister Cheng, your breasts are so soft... 147 00:18:53,900 --> 00:19:05,380 So deep... Xiaochen... too hard. 148 00:19:08,670 --> 00:19:10,470 …… Xiaochen……. 149 00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:42,040 Cheng, Senior Sister, I’m going to be promoted! 150 00:19:52,820 --> 00:20:10,320 Don't... You're a handyman... good or bad... Senior sister, you were worse than me just now... Congratulations to the host for helping Senior Sister Cheng Xiaonian relieve the cold. Meth, learn the peerless martial arts Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms, continue the detoxification rewards, learn the Powerful Palm, and double cultivate the complete Meth. . 151 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:15,360 Senior sister's poison has been lifted. 152 00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:17,060 Thanks a lot. 153 00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:19,600 You three... system, are you serious?